Deep Cuts

HangingBuickInterior's Condensed Draft Preview:

Davon Jefferson: Heralded as a retarded Shawn Marion by Freedarko, i think once this guy gets some play on a decent team he could be an electrifying presence off the bench...

Joey Dorsey: DJ Mbenga Re-incarnated... Could prove to be more effective with his better command of the english language, and superior coaching with Calipari.

Bill Walker: Poot's dead on. Round 1 USC vs. K State, Beasley vs Mayo... more like the Bill Walker show... fade-aways, put-backs, this guy is the steal of the second round...

Courtney Lee- Proving to be a tediously unsuccessful Trial and Error process in finding LBJ some scoring help, Cavs need to be drafting fearless shooting guards... Lee falls in this category, he is going to be a good shooting guard in the league...

Buddinger: Anyone on the big banner's gotta get some big love... Potential 3rd scorer on a good team, Philly, Phoenix, Detroit, and Raptors should give him some love.

Drew Neitzel: Re-unites with Shannon Brown in Cleveland, gives LBJ another scoring pg to life the load off... Cleveland trades for Maurice Ager, fires Mike Brown, hires Tom Izzo, and draft Raymar Morgan... I'm seeing potential

Kosta Koufous: Needs to stay at Ohio St. Please don't go to the NBA yet.

Hibbert: Like everyone says, the only two teams he would fit with are San Antonio and Utah... watch Stephen Curry get drafted by Houston and Hibbert go to a psych ward.

DeMarcus Nelson:The Patty DeFaveri of the 2008 Draft. No Love... stick with Schefzchfski on the bench for the rest of your life.

Pooty Mini Bullets -

-While going baseline to dunk on a kids hoop, i smashed my forehead on the corner of the iron backboard and got 6 stitches... Curse of Andre Igoudala's lost Dunk Contest haunts me....

-Winning is like a paranoid high school sophomore trying to get a hot senior to go camping with him... There is no chance, and the outcome of winning such an unachievable prize would detract from Sandwomen, Tundra Donuts, Tentsnuggling, and Dune Football... With teams like Detroit and the Warriors on the cusp of breaking apart their awesome-ly casted teams, one should ask if the miniscule shot at an LO'B trophy is worth breaking up such electrifying connections... Ride Rasheed's Contract out Detroit, he is the face of a team and he helped win you a championship already... and warriors... we don't expect a trophy until Monta's prime, 8 years, so sign Baron to what he wants, and keep fans at Oracle pumped to see this once in a lifetime squad play the most entertaining style of basketball this world has ever seen...

-Honestly its hard for me to pull for Boston at all these finals. No build up to their success with this squad... One season, 1 trade, everyone acting like they have been waiting so long for it. Their is no blood sweat and tears which we were to see if detroit would have made it or phoenix or utah, or so on... if it weren't for Kendrick (fuck these fools) Perkins and Paul Pierce, this would be a pooper finals for me.

-Did not realize the Jerryd Bayless is an inch shorter yet 5 pounds heavier than seemingly greek-yolked OJ Mayo... Thought he was a lot smaller, poot could have something going here...

-Mike, reading through old posts, there is NOTHING more devastating than working on a prototype self-steering BARAKA boat racer, only to have the cunning of Jim Pugh's 2" by 2" styrafoam block speed right by you... paced, determined, popovich type dedication. Atleast it isn't The Puddle Master... 2 tennis balls connected by 3 inch pvc, sinks on first contact with H2O. Macos Perez had me laughing for about 10 minutes straight....

-Larry Bird Magic spilt There Can Only Be One just proves how awful ideas at NBA roundtable discussions have become... NBA needs to cater to it's real fans. They need to have Jason Maxiell dunking on monsters and Kevin Durant showing up at random pick up games... eithe of those would make any NBA'ers weiner flutter