Monday, September 29, 2008

Stat Poot




Yes my softub companions, it's almost October, thus ending the doldrums of September which saw a record low in posts for Poots World. I can't speak for everyone when i profess my fervid excitement for the MLB playoffs, but we are almost about to turn the bend to the NBA Pre., and regular seasons. Highlights of the upcoming preseason will certainly include:

-Golden State Opening Night vs. the Hornets
-A TNT televised OUTSIDE match-up between the Suns and Nuggets, (Nash playground moves + JR raining on the blacktop)
- Dallas vs. Cleveland where Tony Romo will make an appearance on the Cleveland sideline and mock the Mavs fans.
- Golden State vs. Milwaukee played out in China where the riled-up Ghangzhouian fans will start a brutal riot after being told Yi Jianlian no longer plays for the Bucks.
- Adam Morrison becomes the first "left for dead come-back sensation" white boy to grace the court and lead the Bobcats to a 6 and 1 preseason record... Who's watching CSI Miami now? (Despite my love for the guy, I know as well as the rest of you, that his career ended when he appeared at his alma mater's loss to Davidson in the 2nd round of this years NCAA Tourney. I can't decide whether he looks more Sith or Kid Rock on the Detroit sideline circa 2004.)
-Vlade Divac making a return to see his old squads, the Lakers and Kings face off in Vegas. The sad news comes after when Vlade's found dead, cradled in Brad Miller's arms after ODing on vodka and cigarettes following an all-night gambling binge.
-The new royalty of OK City, Kevinston Durant II dropping 30 in 1st quarter vs. the Griz.

-Henry Abbott is heading to IMG skills academy to gain a better grasp on intensive off-season training and to improve his game. Could we do something similar with Poot's World? Maybe send Poot on an all expense paid trip to visit Mike and Mike in the Morning and brush up on his radio skills? Golic will like him so much that a new character, Stat Poot, will be introduced but later removed due to copyright infringement with PTI (also owned by ESPN, it gets complicated).

1 comment:

The Nateorious B.I.G. said...

tell you what, i will have to take some sort of brushing up course for my "radio skills" but i m still going to release a few shows on KPOOT. As far as mike and mike helping me out, i'd rather take them to the bay bridge, make em strip, tell them jump.