Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Monta Ellis: The Ankle Edition

Monta, I feel your pain. Ligament damage from a severely sprained ankle can bring the most stellar of athletes to their knees. Were you sprinting down a gravel road that leads to a huge dip before a meadow? Did this meadow have a run down pig pen filled with grass towering over 6 feet in the air? Was their a tether ball pole complete with a limp green ball (it used to be yellow) and a slide that would collapse from an infant's weight? Did you run past that meadow and down a dark path with trees shading any sort of sunlight from hitting the earth and notorious for making creepy noises after dark? And on this path was there a huge puddle of mud that you attempted to hop over and glance your foot on an obstructive root? Did this glance cause an awkward landing leading to your pain and suffering? Don't worry Monta, I've been there too.



Wishing you a speedy recovery from Poot's World, Monta, because god knows that a Baron-less Warriors squad needs you more than ever.

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